Total Medals Earned: 334 (From 89 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,675 Points
Medals Earned: 2/11 (35/140 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/375 points)
Politely decline
Politely accept
Find the secret spot
Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Defeat Clown
Kill 50 agents (in one session)
Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
Defeat Sheriff
Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Defeat Savior
Stockpile 500 points
Buy all weapons
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/270 points)
get to lvl 9
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
vote on 3 maps
get to level 22
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Get the good ending
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 6/20 (40/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Blow up a jeep
Get punched by a banana
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 2/21 (15/500 points)
First time?
Completed the Tower!
Beat the game in 30 minutes or under
You've died 25 times, just like everyone else.
Beat the game in 20 minutes or under
You've died 100 times? You're fired... is what I'd say if you were ever employed.
You've collected all the acorns in the game, good work!
Completed the Jungle without dying!
Beat the game in 10 minutes or under
You have found and collected all golden acorns in the game. Good work!
Completed the Volcano!
Completed the Jungle!
Completed the Ice Caves!
Beat the game in 7 minutes or under. Amazing!
You've completed the Volcano without dying!
You completed the first tower of towers without dying!
Completed the Ice Caves without dying!
Beat the game in 5 minutes or under. Very impressive!
You beat the game without dying. You're incredible!
Burn to death on a hot block.
Medals Earned: 6/9 (135/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Round up the troops.
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/150 points)
Gigantor survives the battle
Support Pico Day
"Parry" the attack to save the Alien
Evade "A" freezing death
Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu
Mindchamber survives the battle
Medals Earned: 11/14 (100/155 points)
It is given when you got your first $1000.
You need 100 kills to gain this.
It is given for completing tutorial
50 repairs were made.
Buy all xUSSR weapons.
You have used tons of ammo.
It is given when you get a bolter.
You need 500 kills to gain this.
Now you are a skilled traveler. Complete 15 levels.
You have killed 150 wolves.
Complete game.
Nice to see you again!
You have killed 20 riders.
Complete 6th level with accuracy more than 75%
Medals Earned: 5/6 (120/145 points)
Beat the miniboss on the third floor
Beat the boss of the 5th Floor
Beat the game as Eli
Beat the game as Jolyne